Conjuguemos is Responsible for Atricious and Sadisitic International War Crimes
My Spanish teacher made me do conjuguemos, and I accidentally got a accent mark problem wrong. The frog stared into my soul in a particularly uncanny fashion, and gave out an alarm sound that pierced my eardrums. Immediately, 676169420 warnings popped up on my phone, and sweat rolled down my nervous face. They were warnings, warning me of missile strikes, missing persons, and fire hazard. Then, I realized my house was in flames. I tried to call the police and the fire station, but both were strangely down. In a last ditch effort, I tried to use my garden hose to stop the fire spread, but it was to no avail. I heard a frog croak from the back of the kitchen, and a chill went through my spine. Conju has committed arson on my house. I thankfully escaped out alive, but a North Korean Hwasong-19 Ballistic Missile was heading my way, and I prayed to Barack Obama. It did not work, and I was dead a few minutes later. Before death, I heard the frog mock me violently, insulting me for scoring a Spanish question wrong. That is why Conjuguemos is a crime to humanity.
December 25, 2024
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