Educake Reviews 274

Students shall fear ,what we call in our school, HELL.

i was eating my 2 year old streak crust sock when i had the sudden memory of my homework, i decided to goon and play fortnite with judy hopps beefy burt and pewdiepie when i missed the homework due and sir took all my los 67s on steal a brainrot and all my tung tung tung sahurs and ballerinas. all stay away🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

It's just a spelling mistake and it tells it is wrong and this from a student point of view and it is so easy to cheat too!

Waited weeks/months after initial demo to move ahead with the purchase. Then finally someone responded, we were told that single sign on/with microsoft is possible as well as direct links to specific quizzes (the two must-haves). unfortunately during roll-out it transpired that it is not possible to link to direct quizzes if signing in with microsoft, and a very vague timeline of over 2 months were given for this to be potentially fixed.

dont use this skibidi app baddies !!!!!! It makes me do homework instead of mewing for temu. due to this app my jawline capcity just decreased by 67% and am now unable to mew. Now i have lost my contract with the temu factory and the bet to Tung tung sahour and now he has ballerina cappuchina and not me. I really am just a unemployed guy with no aura who lives in a toilet and is now skibidi each day. I used to be a baddie roblox avatar with the no clothes big lips and overly starightend black hair and all. But now look at me. all beacuse of ne app. I cant even spell right.

Educate is such a stupid education thing

I was just chilling then triple t came over with the big ep and started telling me to goon. Diddy wasn’t happy that I didn’t go to the party so started bussing on me, all educakes fault

Ethan Reeve
GB
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3 reviews
19 hours ago
Rated 1 out of 5 stars
Yo Educake you want smoke??...lets bake >:(
Yo Educake, you sweet but you stale,
Log in once and my Wi-Fi bail.
Talk big game ‘bout “boost your grade,”
But your practice questions feel homemade.

You call that feedback? That’s copy-paste,
Same dry comments with a side of waste.
“Revise again.” Yeah thanks, that’s deep —
I’d learn more facts counting sheep.

Multiple choice with a trick up your sleeve,
Got four bad answers and none I believe.
One typo hiding, one answer vague,
One sounds right but it’s slightly vague.

Timer ticking like it’s Squid Game stress,
One wrong click and I’m due for a mess.
Red X flashing like “you’re not bright,”
Chill bro, I missed ONE mark, not life.

Progress chart looking like a sad stock trade,
Up one percent? Confetti parade.
Leaderboard flex like it’s varsity sport,
But we’re all just cramming for a lab report.

Man for real, we all in the same boat sinking,
Educake got us stressed before we even start thinking.
Whole class clicking like we mining for gold,
But the questions hit back like “nah, you fold.”

You revise all night, eyes red like a warning,
Open Educake and it humbles you by morning.
One tiny slip and it tanks your score,
Like bro relax, I’ve revised before.

It acts like a teacher but talks like a bot,
Repeating the same line whether you ace it or not.
“Try again.” “Review this.” “Check your mistake.”
Yeah I checked — it’s YOU, Educake.

And Ethan’s right, it’s a universal fight,
Everyone battling the same website night after night.
We ain’t learning, we surviving, barely staying awake —
Whole school trauma bonded over flipping Educake.

Yo Educake, you sweet but you stale,
Log in once and my Wi-Fi bail.
Talk big game ‘bout “boost your grade,”
But your practice questions feel homemade.

You call that feedback? That’s copy-paste,
Same dry comments with a side of waste.
“Revise again.” Yeah thanks, that’s deep —
I’d learn more facts counting sheep.

Multiple choice with a trick up your sleeve,
Got four bad answers and none I believe.
One typo hiding, one answer vague,
One sounds right but it’s slightly vague.

Timer ticking like it’s Squid Game stress,
One wrong click and I’m due for a mess.
Red X flashing like “you’re not bright,”
Chill bro, I missed ONE mark, not life.

Progress chart looking like a sad stock trade,
Up one percent? Confetti parade.
Leaderboard flex like it’s varsity sport,
But we’re all just cramming for a lab report.

not good

very sensitive to spellings

Educake feels less like a study tool and more like a shadow that follows me everywhere. It drains the colour out of my days, turning everything dull and heavy. Every task feels like it’s chiselling away at me, leaving me thinner, quieter, more worn down. It doesn’t just take my time — it gnaws at my peace, leaving me with this constant sense of being hollowed out.

i was trying to complete my educake daily login streak when my nans toes kept flying at my face, it turned into a game of dodgeball and educake saved my life. i was twiddling my ear hairs in boredom when diddy and his army glided through my window on santas sleigh dropping 67 bottles of baby oil which ill be using to goon to all the 10/10 primary school kids(i'm a 90 year old divorced man who likes gambling) . then my nan turned into charlie kirk and tried to rizz me up (i was lowk into it though). educake saved my life and found me a 10/10 baddie to goon with i also now work for diddy permanently.

this app is absolute dog water. I was chilling in my house on a fine saturday night untill my nan walked in saying if i dont do my homework i would get a 2 HOUR DETENTION
so i tried to log in but i forgot my password and i got a detention. Thank you for making this shit app.

Bro I hate this. The website is so bad

This is a bad website as the work set is bad and also i want to speak to your manager.

worst regards karen.

so i was eating a sausage roll whilst gooning in greggs when i saw my great great great great great grandma johnny playing fortnite on the little tablet thing behind the counter. so i got up and hyped her till she won and gave her a labubu. what a great day.

So there I was doing my educake and then all of a sudden Donald J Trump rose out of my floor and who followed? Jeffery Epstein they then started kissing violently and when they finished they kidnapped me and took me to their Island where I saw P Diddy, Charlie Kirk and Elon Musk. Epstein annoyed Elon was there and asked "Elon how and why are you here?" Elon replied in a redditor voice "Well dear friend I heard about the delightful extravangaser you were running and was utterly delighted to hear about all the fun we shall have" they then diddled my butthole for 12 hours.

Anyway dont use this it got me diddled and gooned on.

i tripped but accidentally fell in a pile of shi because i was looking at my computer doing educake thne someone knockjed at my door and it was the guy who full boxed and headshot sniped charlie kirk, he later taught me how to snipe another man but then suddenly he made an expression on his face and it turns out he was graped by epstein and then epstein got graped by diddy so it was like a foursome thing if you know what i mean

Educake is excellent for students who want to learn more.
I have done a total of 6,724,519,129,525,918,517,261 Educake questions which means 1,325,284,958,722 quizzes in total, and am averaging a 99,015.675% on all my quizzes. I have only been doing Educake for three hours. I spend 25 hours and 22 minutes a day doing Educake. I even left a donation of a whopping $0.02.