Gramma's Sausages Reviews 

I decided to get a premade STP because I’ve been wanting to try one of gramma’s packers and I’ve been wanting an STP that doesn’t look like a boner when you pack with it. If you’re in the same boat, I would definitely recommend one of gramma’s sausages!

Packing:
I got (I believe) the Andoilini model which has pretty huge balls on it, so if your frame isn’t very large I’d recommend waiting to have a custom made- if the available premades are on the larger side. It still packs surprisingly well due to the super soft silicone in the balls, so it compresses nicely in pants :) In basketball shorts you might look like you have a big package, but doesn’t look very boner like lol. Aesthetically it’s pretty realistic, albeit a bit shiny. It also has a nice heft to it (13 oz of sausage 😳). Overall I really like it!

Peeing:
Now this part is gonna be a challenge for a while if you haven’t previously used a Spouti, like myself. Out of the box you get the Spouti and two tubes, so if you mess up one of them or just need a spare, you’re covered. They come pretty long so I would recommend trimming yours down a bit to fit your anatomy better. When I was able to place it correctly, it worked like a charm! I was pleasantly surprised with how natural the flow was :) I still need to adjust to using this type of STP but I can already tell that it will greatly improvement my life.

Overall:
Good for packing, good for peeing (with a steep learning curve lol). Would recommend! Thank you Gramma :]

They put so much time and effort into producing a fantastic product. Their customer service was incredible and fast. One of the smaller staffed companies in this industry, but they not only produce a superior product, but they also are faster in answering any questions or concerns. Beyond 10/10 across the board.

Super happy with my purchase! It’s incredibly realistic looking and feeling. I bought a semi-hard laulau and it’s great! Definitely going to buy a smaller packer and a super hard laulau

Amazing quality, I’ve had multiple packers and this is the best packer on the market right now. The quality is amazing and is a work of magic. I highly recommend the f3+ models, gramma Andrew is a master in their craft!

I purchased an andoilette f3 light (with basic shaft, scar, and durability mesh layer) and I am SO happy with it. I would say my only gripe so far is that i personally am likely to invest in some prosthetic adhesive for the skin flap, but that really has nothing to do with the packer itself. it’s the perfect size for me and is super realistic looking. matches my skin well even if im a shade or two off and it feels incredible. i love being able to pinch the skin, squish, and squeeze the packer. it’s heavier than i expected, but it doesn’t bother me. because of the weight, it swings naturally. the shaft doesn’t particularly flop around left, right, or up, but i’ll take durability and a realistic feel over that. a lot of my issue with most packers on the market is that they’re massive and just a small to average is all i’m really wanting, so this is the perfect packer for me thus far.

The basic Vienna offers a very realistic looking bulge and is easy to pack with. Excellent quality for the price! I recommend to anyone who is looking for something small. It works well with skinny pants and business causal pants for work. Never looks inappropriate, even when it moves out of place.

Gramma Andrew is great to work with and his sausages are the best I've ever have (and I've even ordered previously from big names like Emisil, Reel Magik, Transthetics and Gendercat). Not only does he work with you to make sure the sausage will come out looking perfect, on it's own they both feel and look like the real deal. Most other companies either look real but use too hard of silicone or feel real but look cartoonish.
They have a similar softness as Gendercat, but the inner core sets them apart as having that dual texture makes it feel exactly like a real penis. When I put it on and felt it through my jeans my gender euphoria went through the roof, I couldn't even help but to cry a little bit.
It is very comfortable to wear and the bulge it gives you is realistic. I got one of the bigger models (Frank) because I'm a size king, and because it can squish down like the real deal I can wear skinny jeans without feeling exposed.

Thank you Gramma for your amazing sausages!

This company has the best sausages of all time! Very affordable, great quality, realistic looking and feeling. Everything you could want in a sausage I got. It feels very comfortable and natural. I use to not pack to often because I was scared of it looking unnatural, now I don’t leave home without it! Thank you Gramma!

This is the only packer that’s worked for me, and I’ve worn it every single day since I got it. It’s incredible!

I got the Frank 2.0 Stp, shipping was way faster then I was expecting, customer service is 5/5 Andrew is so kind and answered all my questions, he makes you feel like you’ve been friends for years :)

For realism I think it’s 4/5 I have no worries using it in a public urinal, the detailing is great and I love the paint job, Matches my skin tone perfectly too!

He’s very comfortable in my pants, I now forgot I’m wearing him he feels like a part of me

The only two negatives I have to say about this packer is one, I didn’t know beforehand that for Stp’s the shaft is a single pour basic silicone ( really hope I got that right 🤞🏻 if I used the wrong terms please correct me) so the shaft isn’t as squishy as I thought, making him a little harder to pack, but not impossible

The second is how thick and stiff the back is, so when I play with the balls it’s not as realistic but this is a personal preference. It doesn’t affect packing whatsoever and I think Gramma is working on a solution for this for future sausages ! The balls themselves are very soft and I love touching the front of them 👌🏻

For stp use this thing is a dream! And he’s super easy to clean. I’ve had it for a few weeks now with no tears or paint rubbing off. He looks the same as the day I got him! I do think having the shaft be solid is smarter since I’m constantly pulling it out to pee and shoving it back in my pants lol

Overall I’m very happy with my purchase and I plan on buying again in the future, I highly recommend Grammas Sausages!!

Ordered a basic packer from Gramma and got it within 2 weeks. I was able to text with the company for a customization request and it worked out perfectly. First packer I’ve had that hangs naturally and doesn’t stick out oddly. Very satisfied!

I ordered a f3 andoilette with a durability layer and custom paint job based on a photo. The paint job was done beautifully! The andoilette is realistic average size which gives a subtle but visible bulge. I can’t get over how the shaft feels. It has a soft outer layer and a slightly firmer cylindrical layer which feels incredibly close to real life. My only complaint with this packer is that there are some firm parts on the tip of the peen and balls from the durability layer. Gramma has a new durability layer out now though designed to fix this issue. Overall I highly recommend this packer!!

I’ve bought two packers from Gramma now and both have been amazing in quality. I will definitely be looking into ordering more from them!