The World’s Worst Pizza
The World’s Worst Pizza – Now on Wheels! 🍕🚫
Ever wondered what a pizza version of a soggy cardboard box from Netto might taste like? Wonder no more – Mackies in Ebeltoft has the answer. For just 108 DKK (yes, you read that right – ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT DANISH KRONER!) you get a so-called “snack pizza” the size of a saucer, and tasting like a nostalgic flashback to 1983 – if pizza back then was made of sawdust and ketchup.
After more than 40 years on the Strøget in Aarhus, you’d think Mackies would have learned something – anything – about pizza. But no. This isn’t food. This is a concept built entirely around scamming unsuspecting tourists and campers. The quality? Somewhere between dry crispbread and ketchup. No Michelin stars in sight!
Save your money – head to Netto, grab a frozen cardboard pizza, toss it in a campfire, and eat it while staring wistfully toward Aarhus Bay. Or better yet: support one of the local pizzerias in Ebeltoft, where they actually know how to bake a crust without insulting both your taste buds and your intelligence.
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Verdens værste pizza – nu på hjul! 🍕🚫
Hvis du nogensinde har tænkt: “Hmm, hvad mon en pizzaversion af en våd papkasse fra Netto smager af?” – så bare rolig, Mackies i Ebeltoft har svaret. For kun 108 kr. (ja, du læste rigtigt – ÉT HUNDREDE OG OTTE KRONER!) får du en såkaldt “snack pizza”, der må være inspireret af underkoppen fra en gammeldags kaffekop og smager som en nostalgisk hilsen fra 1983 – altså hvis man dengang lavede pizza med savsmuld og ketchup.
Efter over 40 år på Strøget i Aarhus skulle man tro, at Mackies havde lært bare en smule om pizza. Men nej – det her er ikke mad men et koncept som går ud på at snyde turister og campister. Kvaliteten? Et sted mellem knækbrød med ketchup. Ingen Michelin stjerner her!
Spar dine penge – smut i Netto, køb en frossen pap-pizza og lav den i et bål, mens du kigger mod Aarhus bugten. Eller endnu bedre: støt en lokal pizzeria i Ebeltoft, hvor de rent faktisk ved, hvordan man bager en bund uden at fornærme både din gane og din intelligens.