I go to McDonald's because I say “just…
I go to McDonald's because I say “just quick bite” 🍔🙂
Big mistake. Huge. ❌😤
Burger on screen look like model 💅📸
Burger I get look like it fall down stairs 🪜🍔
Bread dry like desert 🏜️
Meat thin like my patience 📄😡
I bite burger
Burger bite back 😧🍔
Cheese is plastic maybe 🧀❓
I chew long time
Still same bite ⏳😵
Fries hot yes 👍
Taste?
Air. 🌬️🍟
Just hot yellow air.
I ask one ketchup
They give me zero 😡
I ask more
They give me 50 😭🥫
Now I drink ketchup for survive 🥤
Order number say ready 🔢✅
My food not there ❌
Another man eat my burger 👨🍔
He happy
I sad 😔
After eat I feel heavy ⚖️
But also empty 🕳️
Stomach full
Soul uninstall 💀
Serius facts:
Cheap 👍
Fast 👍
Taste confused 😐
Regret strong 💪
I say “never again”
I back next week 🚶♂️🍔
This place have magic or curse 🧙♂️🍟
6/10 experience
10/10 emotional damage 😭








