Membean Reviews 259

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Jokes aside membean is high key mid

membean is buns.
I went on there and saw big tickle jim shake his booty and I instantly hated it. The words were buns and I was bored so yeah. 1 star is the best rating since big tickle jim shook his booty

I was just membeaning it so good during class when I misclicked and got a question wrong I started to notice questions like “Define Lebrons hair ahh” and “Diddy Blud Epstein syndrome” when suddenly the memBONER came
Out of my screen and Membeaned everyone in my class…

This membean is not the highway! I like it when i do things my way. The best is not yet to come for this app,
Listen, this app is a real heartbreak. I opened the grade book expecting a celebration, but instead, the end is near; and so I face the final curtain. I tried to type in words, but the server crashed faster than a bad hand at the craps table. I sat there shouting, "Luck be a lady tonight," just hoping the button would actually work, but no dice. I’ve had my fill, my share of losing, and honestly, trying to navigate this interface makes me feel like I’ve bit off more than I could chew.

When I finally got to the messaging tab to ask for help, I saw the teacher’s profile picture and thought, "L is for the way you look at me," but the charm ended there. I was hoping the tech support would fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars, but they just told me to restart my router. It’s a messy business, kid. I’ve lived a life that’s full, but I’ve spent half of it waiting for this home screen to load. I’ll keep trying to pass this class, and through it all, when the final bell rings, at least I can say I did it my way.

when i got a question wrong, 2 vagrant thugs broke into my home, and did unspeakable things to me, i havent slept since. some nights i still hear them whispering sweet nothings into my ears.

i was doing a normal membean session when all of the sudden a thick juicy MEMBONER came out of screen and thwacked against my epstein 67 niche fruit face after it made me moan so loud i ruptured the windows on jaydens bus. then lebron and epstein came from epstine island and came and membeaned on me after i went to a barbershop and got a hair cut that cost a quarter and pop mart for a female 67 24k labubu then the labubu and epstein and diddy blud all started fighting and nutting all over my dubious minute monitor after the diddyblud called me a membeaner and told me he doesnt speak taco i was very ofended so i took out my rock hard memboner and gave all of them a hawk tuah. it took so long that i had a 67 hour membean session.🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

I was doing my membean like usual when I started getting words like "Diddy Blud" and "Dih" and I kept getting them wrong. Then a timer popped up onto my screen and started counting down from 10, and when it hit zero THE MEMBONER flew out of my computer and struck me across my face. I was in shock and couldnt defend myself when it started membeaning on me. It membeaned on me for days until my mom walked in and saw the memboner. She called the police and DIDDY and epstein came into my house with their little kids and started creaming on the Memboner. The memboner finally got off of me and put its attention onto Diddy. The had to battle the beautiful nut war where they nutted on eachother until they couldnt any more. Diddy finally stopped nutting so he called Lebron to help him and lebron started to nut all over the memboner until it went back into my computer. Thank you diddy epstein and lebron for nutting on me and the memboner. I am so grateful for your nut!!🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

WOULD GIVE IT A ZERO BUT IT IS NOT AN OPTION

This suuucks I mean really sucks. It takes for ever.
And it is memboring and if you gave it a 5 star you are a dumb nerd. This should be band because how bad it is and how much it sucks!!😡

I REALLY LIKE MEMBEAN SO MCUH I REALLY HELPS ME WITH A LOT OF VOCAB AND IMPROVEMENT.

This is one of the worst parts of my life, i hate membean

Membean is lowkey prob run by Epstien

I hated this every time I go on it I clicked the right answer and it chooses the wrong one it’s like it wants me to get a bad score i do not recommend this if you need help reading I think I lost brain cells by doing membean do NOT get this add it will make you dumber.

Membean has to be one of the worst, if not the worst, vocabulary learning program that exists. First, every question has a timer so someone who just happens to have a lower memory recall speed would get many questions wrong while still actually knowing the word, this entirely defeats to point of Membean's "adaptability". Second, I have encountered, many times, the issue of having a fill in the blank question where there are multiple words that would fit in but only one would work. This situation is stupid and easily preventable but the greedy, lazy owners of Membean cannot seem to fix it. Third, sometimes you will get questions that have a map of synonyms of a word, and you will have to guess the word based off of the synonyms. However, sometimes there will be antonyms and there is no marker to tell which ones are synonyms or antonyms so you won't be able to tell the definition of the word because Membean will send you in two opposite directions. Fourth, it can be very aggravating when you get a word wrong and it makes you sit, extra-long, waiting for the follow up question to load. This seems to only be the case for such follow up questions after you get a wrong answer. Fifth, even though they boast about being adaptable to learning pace, almost every session of Membean that I have done has been flagged saying "review pace too quick" and Membean still has not adapted to my learning pace. Also, Membean is just plain boring due to its bland user interface and its boring way of "teaching" where it just gives constant multiple-choice questions with a few questions where you might have to type the first three letters of a word. I get that learning does not have to be fun, but Membean is just so bland that it feels like trying to swim in mud just by going through a 15-minute session. Lastly, the weekly requirement is structured so that you have to do three, 15-minute session all on different days. This requirement makes it easy to forget to do causing many people to lose points towards their English class grade. Also this time requirement makes it difficult for people who have incredibly busy schedules most days and therefore only have time to do it one or two days of the week.

this horable its boring and makes me stupider

It hurts my brain, and the questions make no sense. My grades have also been going down using this app

The only good thing about membean is the videos cuz the videos are the only interesting thing about membean.

Membean is the best thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life, membean is life changing and it improved my grammar exponentially. Love Membeannnnnn
Membean is so wonderful it gives me videos to learn, image that videos=learning,
so greattttt!!!!!!!!!!!

# Membean Forever.

I was doing membean like usual. Then the MEMBONER came and membeaned me. LeBron came out with P.Diddy and creamed all over me with their veiny ahh dihs. Then After 67 hours they were done and I was free and I had 67 hours on membean that week

It is so bad the website makes no sense and it's so bad I hate this so much.