ParchmentPaper.com 

Brandon Howard is a hyper sensitive little baby

One of the worst products ever. Paper was wrong dimensions, shipping was late, CEO unprofessional, prices were changed and hiked, we received less than half of the product we paid for and no word from CEO Brandon Howard.

COMPLETE SCAM

Terrible quality paper, do not buy this, even use newspaper instead and it'll do a better job...terrible and will never buy again.

Delusional CEO. Not trustworthy. Don´t work with him as he seems to lack self reflection and a healthy impulse control.

My father loves baking more than anything else in the world. As a gift I wanted to buy him some much needed parchment paper. I cannot however buy any from this company as the CEO of this company does not allow fathers to cook/bake for their children. If you are a parent looking to make something for your family, your life is apparently "too easy".

This CEO is the definition of a Karen,
He claims not to use “The commie app” and yet uses it to harass some innocent people sharing how a loving father can cook for his daughter.
Then he tries to forge a terribly spelled legal email to try to shut the daughter down for sharing her unpleasant experience with him, and somehow ends up surprised when that doesn't work for him.

Instead of spending your time harassing people, how about you learn some proper English, since your parents probably knew you would end up as a waste to society and didn't bother with your education.
At least the family you harassed can spell you worthless senile worm.

As someone who owns and has run a successful business for over a decade, I would avoid this company at all costs. The CEO does not act like a highly functioning adult. He will for sure respond to this with "get a job" which provides all the evidence you would need to know. If you at all are looking for parchment paper I would suggest looking elsewhere, literally anywhere.

A man-child who has an insane meltdown on social media for multiple weeks.

This bully sells paper because of his trauma of frying pans.Maybe his mom hit him too much with them.

CEO has hissy fits over people getting food cooked by their dad, then misspells cease and desist when trying to save his own ass from being exposed. Also congrats on fixing your typos in a fake legal document!! Funny that a guy who owns a paper company can't write properly. Do the world a favor and cry in private for one.

If I could give zero stars I would.

this man child is feeding off of bullying people. He thinks he’s better than anyone when in reality he probably lives in his parents basement using their money to invest into his sad little failing company.

Nothing like watching a man destroy 2 companies In the space of weeks. Avoid this company at all costs they sell the worst quality paper the worst customer service and overpriced product that takes months to deliver

This paper smells like chemicals. Even worse, once it heats up the whole oven stinks like it. The smell transferred to my cookies, absolutely disgusting.

Brandon, who is your mother? Who hurt you? Calling a woman a woke feminist because her immigrant father is happy she bought him some pots and pans, so he cooked her a meal, and you see something NEGATIVE about that?!? Seriously, who tf hurt you?? And you’re still defending your completely UNHINGED behavior is the wildest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I don’t know you bro I’d seriously donate to your therapy bills because, Jesus Christ himself can’t save you from your own self destruction
Oh and you claiming she doesn’t have a job, meanwhile you called her BOSS to try to get her in trouble, for, I don’t know, existing?
Please, PLEASE sue her. So you can go to court, waste your money, and have a judge tell you directly to your face that you are the biggest waste of human life so far in 2024

"Reply from ParchmentPaper.com

3 hours ago
Get a life loser"

Everyone hates you and your business is ruined forever because you got upset on the internet. Are we really the losers in this situation? Also Seize and Desist these nuts.

PS, I have a job, can't say the same about you soon

CEO is acting like an 8 year old and spends hours on trustpilot crying

Wouldn't even let my dog sh!t on it, that paper be so nasty. Makes your kids dumb too by just looking at it. Stay away from this weaponised 'paper' your gene pool will thank me.
Thanks for being so delusional, keep it up, I'm having a lot of fun following this business suicide! It's like watching a Vulcano imploding in slo-mo. Please make a YouTube video on how you are wronged and why we should have empathy for your delusions. Please do it quick before you turn homeless (it's inevitable)
Maybe you should get into politics, dye your hair and get a spray tan! What's next, become Al Bundy the 3rd and start selling shoes? I really want to see you explain your delusions to your wife and kids (I hope for our sake there ain't none but I've watched Idiocracy, I know how it goes) There's no pills or psychiatrists on the planet that can help you get out of this. At least grab that phone and hit record, please! You'll be out of a job soon so you'll have to do something with your time.

CEO has a meltdown every day. Including on here. Product isn't even that good. You can get parchment paper at any Walmart for way less. It's embarrassing. Harasses consumers of his product for not having a job. Which is irrelevant, and childish. Do not buy product from here.

I don't think it's even real. Can't even find a way to buy it 😔 all I see is articles about the ceo being weird?