Fine, ‘nothing to write about’ (first-time visit)
First time visit to this park over the course of a week — great caravan, completely new with plastic packaging still on some of the fittings, was delighted overall with the caravan. A couple of setbacks are that there’s no WiFi in them, only place to get WiFi is in the entertainment complex, otherwise fairly good 5G across a number of networks. Another is that the mattresses are super hard and have no protectors or toppers on them, but we took that ‘under the chin’ as it was a brand new caravan.
Went to the entertainment complex, cafe, supermarket and restaurant over the course of our visit. Entertainers were smiley but came across like they didn’t really want to be there (in fact, one of them walked off the stage at the end and went straight for the door to leave), a little too much like GCSE drama performances, nothing for adults or young adults. I went to speak to one of the entertainers after their show and she was blatantly rude to me and told me to go sit down, was really shocked given she was vibrant and energetic during her show.
‘Wonky Donkey’, restaurant was okay, food was standard (nothing much to write about), the service was a little on the bad side (nobody checked on us and our meals, and they all seem to congregate around the kitchen and have banter with the chefs, none of them had beard nets).
Supermarket (Nisa Local) was great, had lots of produce available, wish there was more fresh produce instead of dried goods but can somewhat understand given it’s a small market that they are catering for. Cafe next to the supermarket was okay, again food was standard like the restaurant, nothing to write about.
Entertainment overall was pretty abysmal, way too many kids shows and kid-focused events. Would’ve liked something like an adult disco or happy hour.
The site was pretty well staffed other than the bars, literally one or two bar staff serving about 10 customers (took a good 10 minutes to get a drink, they were really slow at it as well).
Overall, a pretty average experience, giving two stars simply because there wasn’t anything that stood out to me, everything was… fine.
July 7, 2025
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