When i met Wendy
Back in 2009 i know its long ago, but i was getting frustrated with date sites went on many blind dates , with no results ( I'm no Brad Pitt ) so i gave it up, but curiosity got the better of me so i thought I'll give it another 3 months bless my soul, i found Wendy, we agreed to meet.
The date didn't really go to plan, firstly i cut myself shaving & because I'd been on so many bad dates before i decided to hide & watching her first, i was impressed so i made myself visible, where have you been she said just got here i said ( little lie )
So we went to Costa coffee, while there my lip started to bleed, how embarrassing i asked if she had a tissue, you could say we talked about an hour, my lip wouldn't stop bleeding she must have thought what an idiot, anyway i said that i was going to see a blues band that night would you like to come, i was expecting a ( biss off ) she said OK i nearly fell over SHOCK, what could go wrong ??
So i picked her up from town & we stopped for a drink before heading to the venue, of course they had flimsy plastic cups at the gig & during an embrace somehow spilt beer over her, its going well ( not ) people call me Henry because its my middle name, so came the end of the night she says to me is your name really Henry its not Richard is it ( F--K apparently she just broke up with an bloke called Richard, what can i say.
I met Wendy on the 9th of May 2009 we dated for 3.5 years got married in 2013, thankyou dating direct Wendy is my soul mate.
Love you to the Moon 🌙 & back ❤️
August 7, 2022
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