Theguysery Reviews 

If I could give a negative Star review, I would. I ordered 3 hoodies on 3/5 and have gotten absolute garbage customer service on where my order is. They keep sending me the same copied and pasted response without any update on my order. It's been 25 days, and still NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT, NOT EVEN AN ORDER UPDATE/SHIPPING RESPONSE. IT'S ALL AUTOMATED. I've been trying for the last 2 weeks to get a hold of someone about my order and I just want my money back. Garbage place to do business with and I wish I would of seen their reviews on this website before ordering. DO NOT ORDER FROM THESE CROOKS!!! I'm working with Paypal now to get my refund. I hope no one else falls into this joke of a place.

They took my money and just sent me a bunch of pictures of feet? That’s not what I provided my email address for.

5 stars because I respect merchant's privilege.

However this site is very close to losing my traffic because the material the package was shipped in was too loud! It was like I was at a rock and roll concert in my own living room!
Whatever happened to simple, quiet material that doesn't reach an unacceptable level of decibels? I just think using packaging material that can be enjoyed by everyone would really benefit this company. Really sad to see such a great company fall into the trap of trying to please the loudest customers while us little guys get the scraps.
Oh well, I guess I will enjoy my room temperature glass of water, inoffensive (NOT loud rock and roll) music that everyone can enjoy, and scroll through and comment on the twitter pics of Bunny from Tom and Bunny of Tom's Trips (different Tom) to calm down from the chaos this packaging has caused in my life.

Would give 0 stars if possible.

Sweatshirt is great quality but I would give zero stars if I could for the fact that I will not be able to wear it to work without my boss thinking I'm in a violence gang.

The hoodie is high quality and the inside is so soft and cozy and warm! It’s also perfect for letting strangers know that I am the type of person who is in a violence gang and huffs gas. Nobody ever tries to get me to sign petitions anymore!

Everything smelled like phish

Received a violence gang hoodie and the quality it terrible. IT HAS THE TEXTURE OF COLD CHEAP BEANS!!! This won't even meet the dress code of the swingers club under the freeway. The design also glorifies drug use and violence, which my pastor Kelly K does not approve of. Plus the price being 5x more for single guys just feels discriminatory. You'll be hearing from my lawyer soon.

The challenge coin is top notch quality, and it shipped very quickly. The sticker is a nice bonus and I’ll use it. However, the sticker I received was not the one I was hoping for. I also heard one of the site owners thinks 9/11 is funny.

First of all, the coin was sold as being in "extremely good condition" but there was a small dent in the coin when it arrived! When I called to see if they would make it right they told me there was nothing they could do but comp me $300 to get the coin buffed. They must have thought I was an idiot because while $300 might get you a buff job from any back alley unlicensed jeweler, it won't even cover air-fare for the Zaratsu buff job this coin needs before I even CONSIDER slapping it on the bar and annoying whoever will listen.

Fast delivery and an amazing challenge coin.

Coin was higher quality than I expected, very satisfied

The man named "Gris" (if that's even his real name) pressured me to buy a challenge coin before they ran out. I was excited to maybe get a Matt Diamond challenge coin, especially if commemorated my favorite day, Mark 2nd. Instead, my coin arrived today and was celebrating "Bill Murphy," who I don't think is even a celebrity. And the date was 9/Fish, which is also clearly a mistake, likely not even an honest one.

ANYHOW, I decided to make the best of it, so I put the coin on the amp of my Tow-Away sound system, hoping it would balance out the mid frequencies (unfortunately I'm stuck with Bose for now). My friend Tony K. pointed out the coin was too cold, so now I'm stuck hauling RVs with rock music that's simply too loud.

Not sure what to do with this coin, it wasn't even the most expensive one.

Challenge coin came in the mail today but does not fit inside wife.

1/10 watch The Matrix and sky dump instead.

2 out of 7 stars. Came here for sexual movies but all I see are joke graphics on cloth and Bill Murray collectible money. Will return but not a lot of more times probably

Bought 500 of the Bill Murphy challenge coins to use as legal tender for my vacation to the Republic of Palau and everyone there laughed at me. These (probably single) guys just lost my traffic!!

I was prepared to wait ALL DAY LOOOOONNNNGGG to buy the challenge coin, but I don't get service in the Gebhardt's basement. When I finally stumbled out after several customer complaints (despite being a famous YouTube prank personality) they were sold out. We'll see how long this place stays in business without me sending my tens of loyal viewers their way.

I sit here, one hand dancing delicately over the familiar keyboard, the other hand holding a tumbler of Pappy. My mind wistfully vacillates between my desire to be a conscious consumer and my subtle weakness that wishes everyone attempting some form of commerce in this mad thing we call life. I put my smart filled head back and let my eyes fall along the many rare and special artifacts around my office. My pupils find their place of rest and focus on a trusted wall hanging; my Tom and Bunny signed 8x10 from an unforgettable weekend in Hedo. The synapses of my mind palace settle and i think contemplatively and mentally with my brain; what tactic would Tom use? What fastidious replication of fact and review would he wield to review of this site. “Me thinks honesty is how thou art best to write”. So here I lay my soul to bleed emotions and proclivities worthy of my vast research and taste in things. The Guysery was a distant visage. A mythical mountain of mysterious origin laying permanently just out of reach but teasing and taunting me from afar. So close I say, so close it is but not in my reach. Why taunt a sweet summer consumer? As a distinguishing guy of currently single status, what does this place offer me? Not goods of leather and twine, nor parcels of fine mahogany. No, I find textiles of mocking and shipping of pain. I’ll stick to silk and wool thank you.

awful experience full of misery

I bought a hoodie from the Guysery and it was accompanied by a homicide note detailing how the author was moping.